A few fun search terms this month:

• fat and loser guy fuck hot girl
• jhonen vasquez NOT invader Zim
• how to make a milk container out of rocks (Sounds like an idea by the sound effect guy from Kid Koala (1.6 MB MP3))
• Killing prejudice by dan mccormack (This came from Google's Australian website. Crazy. I wonder who it was)
• family guy pic of meg naked
• the pepper jack sauce that's on the Cheesy Gordita Crunch (It's Zesty)
• what my grandfather say (Someone set up us the bomb)

Also, all of these came from the same person:

• kill myself comments
• fast and easy ways to kill myself something around my house
• how to have permanent erect nipples
• how to kill myself quickly
• im so bored i could kill myself
• i am so bored i could kill myself

I guess he had a brief, fleeting change of heart.

Originally posted at BinaryRock [Original Entry]

Tags: google, internet, search_terms

About a year ago, I modified my web server log analysis script to only give me search terms from my own website, rather than including all of the other sites I host on BinRock for friends. But really, I see no reason to exclude those sites from the harvest, so I'm going to go back to using all sites for the search terms. Here are the terms from other sites for this month.

• how to keep away from enemas
• I DREAMT OF TORNADO
• ferrets in a hammock
• Puritanical Euphoric Misanthropia
• Rhodesian Ridgback Dog without a fence is it safe
• cat toiletpaper
• came in through front door last night
• rash from drinking
• she looks sexy this pic want to fuck her
• drinking curdled milk poison
• who had the idea on making vegie burgers

Originally posted at BinaryRock [Original Entry]

Tags: search_terms

• Pope was infallible changed mind
• what is an ammeter in a plane do
• what makes an awesome photo ?
• people covered by rats
• how to make slime
• crossdress day at school
• damn you ice cream, come to my mouth
• my man has no friends
• when is it legal to kill
• they didnt revise pics
• what is the Technical Term for sound
• european pheasant shoot photos
• my enroute navigation techniques
• pissing in the alley
• two girl rock ther hips
• are cameras allowed at dream theater concerts?
• how to plan a solo cross country
• learn how to play twinkle twinkle little star on the accordion
• boom boom boom jarhead song
• how to clean grease stained mechanic coveralls
• found dead mouse in bathtub
• internet guitar lessons for futurama
• MMORPG Where you dan "do anything"
• pictures of a emo girl with an 07 mustang
• how to make a cheesy gordita
• wikipedia maccormack diferential
• heterogeneity of english language
• during night internet connection closed
• the divine twilight of damnation

Originally posted at BinaryRock [Original Entry]

Tags: search_terms

• thirsty rock coasters directions
• where should i go to get my oil changed
• can you boil milk to make oatmeal
• it all makes sense rock song
• my computer freezes when i try to access mp3 player drive
• tigercock
• what causes people to poop?
• dulcimer rock (i've never heard it but i bet it's something that Comic Book Guy would listen to)
• hack into a mainframe
• forced crossdressing
• plane ticket from canada to iraq (it might be cheaper to get a plane ticket from canada to the US and then join the army)
• dodongo hates smoke
• bad children fighting
• comments on night flying
• hermann goering sunglasses
• what kind of alcohol is wisers (obviously, the one that's aged more)
• periodic table of the elements costume
• where can you see lions?
• women have no compassion
• enema cartoons
• wikipedia pictures of science nerds
• you never even finished jedi school
• garbage truck driving games
• wooden bridge for photography props
• little lord fauntleroy
• friends that don't talk as much anymore poems
• nasa jesus cross in space
• how to engage 4wd
• MIT naked frat
• "ball" pit (The quotation marks make it sound like you're not talking about the same kind of balls that I am.)
• i found my long lost friend
• pics of cooking using water
• you see the backlog of things
• my dream it's to fly over the
• excuse me pint of beer (do you mind if i drink you)
• the man who has one friend
• GIRLS FUCKED HER SELVES
• peligro explosivos

Originally posted at BinaryRock [Original Entry]

Tags: search_terms

Fully one fourth of the search terms that led people to my site this month were variations on the phrase, "Your hair is everywhere screaming infidelities," or, "I sit around and wonder how you're making out." That was fast. I'll leave those out of the list.

This month had a lot of nice, long, question-like terms. Those are always so much more fun.

• andy and amy (Aww)
• what measurement system does the british use? (I'm sad that someone had to ask that)
• why are glass balls falling out of my laptop?
• constant feeling to dry heave
• how to stop ass ache on bike
• fucking fat girls (I know what they probably meant, but I like to imagine that it was typed in an exasperated tone)
• cost of vegetarian burger and a beef burger
• search and find out what binary means
• what happens to illegal street racers
• are cameras allowed in dream theater concerts?
• creamy pepperjack sauce gives cheesy gordita crunch
• how good are palatino pianos
• shirt fuck it dude let's go bowling shirt
• where can i get an oil change for my evo 9
• peanut butter jelly time soldier (Maybe he was the one with the baseball bat?)
• how to drive like takumi
• Pictures of famous people wearing sunglasses
• the rock song played in the latest guinness beer ad
• how to make name tags for high school reunion with photo
• original dalton brown
• saddest emo rock songs (Doubtless also searched for: 'metal songs with most references to dragons')
• replace handle on sliding shower door
• Different People and the customs of the world
• why do you boil milk
• nerd in binary
• how to validate xhtml with metal tag (Awesome)
• difference between oops and pops
• read binary language in english
• the art of losing is hard to master (I've heard otherwise)
• puerto rico parking rock band
• don't wake me i'm working
• IRISH MUSIC- I NEED BAND PLAY VIOLIN

Originally posted at BinaryRock [Original Entry]

Tags: amy, andres, google, internet, search_terms

• cayenne pepper sore throat
• who used to say negatory
• porno movie casting calls
• quotes on not being loved back
• pictures of 16th birthday cakes
• girl pooping while running
• enema fetish constipated
• confused about my gender
• pictures children obstacle equipment
• what measuring system do British use
• beardo gets some trashy action
• pictures of ball licking
• leg ache fixed gear riding
• how can binary help a rocket get into space
• hard boiled eggs rectum
• last night on the back porch
• pictures of guiness beer! (I love when they emote)
• how lay to apathy
• amy is a cow
• DARTH MOO
• how to look more girly
• pictures of planes names on it
• i wanna ride the pony
• pictures of people dressed in rock close

Originally posted at BinaryRock [Original Entry]

Tags: google, internet, search_terms

• HOW LONG DO YOU HAVE TO WORK OUT TO START NOTICING RESULTS?
• bloody ass fucking
• A EYE OF A DRAGON
• camera up the penis
• old scots phrases night tonight
• fireworks macking
• RASTAFARIANS FOOD THEY EAT
• never throw anything away
• eating noises
• harry pussy's
• FAG! shirt
• longest a crow can fly for
• is curdled milk bad for you?
• Fack the ass and the pussi
• restaurants to stop at for nice food on the cork to dublin road
• songs that is binary (have two part)

Originally posted at BinaryRock [Original Entry]

Tags: google, internet, milk, rastafarians, search_terms

• how to make cheesy gordita crunch
• what did jared fogle eat
• the guy who invented binary
• poem and such
• conga line ducks
• Enormous Octopus
• the second coming of Jesus Christ
• fairy gay
• how to definitely get salmonella (I'm happy people can come to me for this kind of information)
• disgusting zit pictures
• what do vikings say?
• causes of eating fast food (equal parts hunger and apathy)
• i wanna ride a pony
• pretty girls in pubs
• how to put lights on a christmas tree
• christmas ornaments hanging on nipples
• gradually get used to night shift
• is it ok to eat subway daily (Sure! I did it, and look at me! I am an Adonis)
• what does shiraz taste like?
• damaged aircraft engine by tool
• how to test roller coasters
• puerto rican ass

Originally posted at BinaryRock [Original Entry]

Tags: christmas, fast_food, google, internet, search_terms, vikings

• santa owned
• cowboy in his underwear
• what causes a car tire to have a slow leak
• how big will a schnoodle get
• bad boobs (i think i need to write a song called this)
• micro machines advent calendars
• "ass hair" problems
• COW Moo Oom MMM MoO Oom
• PICTURES OF A NICE STOMACH
• pictures of illiterate people
• Cool ways to say bye (ok, 14-year-old)
• Concave things
• why don't bam and raab hang out anymore
• mussel vagina
• on average how many people choke on a ball point pen a year??
• seeing the world by sailing yacht 110ft (how specific)

Originally posted at BinaryRock [Original Entry]

Tags: ass_hair, cows, google, internet, sailing, schnoodle, search_terms

• MASSIVE schlong
• thats just fuckin great
• my adopted little cute animals to make
• playing music with body parts (I'm a little creeped out by these two)
• photoshop contrast nipples see through
• where can you see lions
• things to build with bricks
• i am confused about my gender
• duties of a director of photography
• where did stewie banjo come from
• jimmying a car door
• cant get back to sleep night shift
• latino gangster pictures (Hell yeah, that's me)
• butts on fire pictures (This one came from AOL. Surprised?)
• hot people naked (I think that neatly summarizes what we all want.)
• Scary pictures for 10 and up
• disabled sex
• pictures of kinetic energy
• jared from subway retarded
• marshmallow goo getting stuck in rain

Originally posted at BinaryRock [Original Entry]

Tags: google, internet, search_terms